$100 2 dozen of Curt's organic cookies, delivered to your home (Austin only)
$100 Spanish lesson with Jack (1 hour)
$200 A car wash by the band, wearing only jean cutoffs (Austin only)
$250 Jam session with the band at Bright Light Headquarters, on the instrument of your choice (up to 2 hours)
$250 Canoe ride on Lady Bird Lake with the band
$250 (limited to 8) - no longer available Your name in the liner notes of the record
$400 A full house/apartment cleaning by the band, clad in cutoffs - includes toilets, tubs and all (Austin only)
$400 A wine and cheese tasting at Bright Light Headquarters for you and a friend, curated by Curt.
$500 A delicious, fancy-pants meal for you and a friend, prepared by the band and served at Bright Light Headquarters
$1000 A private live performance of the new record at Bright Light Headquarters
$2000 (limited to 4) A personalized love song with your name as the title, written and recorded by the band *Makes a great gift for a significant other!
$4000 (limited to 3) A music video for your love song starring you and TBLSH, posted to our website and YouTube
For the ultimate fan or moustache aficionado... $5000 (limited to 1) Jack's Moustache. You shave it, we mount it, you keep it. The event will be filmed and posted on our website and YouTube
*comes with lifetime guest list spot (excluding festivals)
Or feel free to make a donation in the amount of your choice!